Last night I stopped by my neighborhood Target to pick up some index cards (and check to see if the Missoni stuff was gone- it was.) As I was leaving the store I noticed a sign on one of the light posts. It was advertising "Local Calls $.25". I kept on walking, and then it hit me, why is there a sign for a pay phone in the middle of a parking lot? And didn't calls go up to $.35 about 15 years ago? And we're in Scottsdale, the land of boob jobs, fake tans, Range Rovers, and bedazzled millionaire cowboys. There aren't random pay phones in this neighborhood! So I walked over to the sign and couldn't find the phone. What the heck?! How long has that sign been there with no phone? I found the set up hilarious and laughed my head off for 5 minutes.